Jennifer didn’t get an Oscar but she got pizza and we both know her well enough that she’s happier
Of course Brad Pitt helped hand out plates and napkins. Dude’s got 47 kids.
BRAD PITT PASSING OUT PAPER PLATES
ELLEN DEGENERES PASSING OUT PIZZA
HARRISON FORD TAKING A SLICE OF PIZZA IN A TUX
THIS IS WHAT DREAMS ARE MADE OF
a pizza boy stands in the kitchen groaning at the night shift he has to work at when he could be watching the oscars but then suddenly the phone rings and his eyes light up at the words “hello this is ellen and i’ll need 99 boxes of pizza delivered to the dolby theatre asap”